7 Deadly Sins
By Nathan Stull, Dallas
You've tried being good, and it just didn't work out. So now it's time to turn to the dark side. You might as well start with the the top 7 cardinal vices to be bad. Just don't forget the biggest cardinal sin of all--not posting your Citysearch user reviews.
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Silver City Cabaret
7501 N Stemmons Frwy, Dallas, TX
It's easy to feel lustful as naked bodies dance to the beat in front of you. Give in to your desires, and let go of that cash in your wallet.
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Celebration Restaurant
4503 W Lovers Ln, Dallas, TX
Order the chicken fried steak. Eat it and they will bring you more. In fact, they'll keep bringing those breaded steaks until a flash of lightning strikes (or you give in).
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Ylang23
13350 Dallas Pkwy Ste 1300, Dallas, TX
Grab all the jewels! Buy them all! They are all for you! Show off your wealth!
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Dallas Maids
12888 Montfort Dr Ste 101, Dallas, TX
Your house isn't clean? Who cares? Go back to that bag of chips and let these folks wipe it up for you.
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Premier Athletic Club
5910 N Central Expy, Dallas, TX
Get mad! Get pissed! Get your workout on! Harness your rage for the ultimate workout. Just remember when your'e back in Dallas traffic, don't be hatin'.
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Southfork Ranch
3700 Hogge Dr, Parker, TX
Even if it was just a TV show, these chumps had it rich. Take a tour and turn green with each step as you see how good it can get--and how you'll never have it.
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Ferrari of Dallas
6300 International Pkwy, Plano, TX
Let's face it: if you own a Ferrari, there isn't a container large enough to hold the pride. So go buy one and save shotgun for the devil.
